Kissed by an Angel
  1. meladoodle:

    prosecutorblackquill:

    what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

    nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

    (Source: anticrystalist, via yoursmilewillevademe)

  2. attractiveblogger:

    the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

    (via yoursmilewillevademe)

  3. steven-stoned:

    OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

    (Source: steven-stoned, via yoursmilewillevademe)

  4. What a great way to start my day. A scavenger hunt through Disney world just to be asked to prom ❤️😘 #promposal #prom #disney

  5. wxnkstain:

    • i don’t hate you
    • i’m not ignoring you
    • i probably think you’re really cool
    • i just don’t know how to talk to people
    • i’m fucking awkward and weird and a lot of people have left me alone despite promising they wouldn’t
    • i probably think you hate me
    • so just bare with me while i sort my wreck of a life out

    (via sunlight-d3light)

  6. charlesoberonn:

    01101111-01101111-01100100:

    sanjista:

    bbanditt:

    chongthenomad:

    so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

    WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

    it is the chosen one

    it must be the main character in the anime

    It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

    (via sunlight-d3light)

  7. (Source: -danielle-, via sunlight-d3light)

  8. (Source: revertinq, via we-shout)

  9. awwww-cute:

    Now that’s a safety seat!

    (via burgundy2804)